I hate popsicles
I got home from the super-market yesterday, with some bread-and-butter pickles, a bottle of water, and, arg. ZipFruit popsicles. Why? I haven't had popsicles for years. So I decided to try it.
By the time it was out of the freezer, it melted. It's just ice with food-colouring thrown in. If I wanted that, I would buy a bag of ice, and color it. Why do you have to market it as if it's some tasty-treat!?
LOOK AT ALL THE FREE ZIPFRUIT!!
SplashFace comedians. Funny or not!?
SplashFace Comedians
Oh SplashFace!! A site where anyone can upload their videos for free, for anyone to see.
But who operates on this website? Mediocre comedians who get all of the-views. I have taken my time to view the top-users on SplashFace, and I've carefully examined their very first-video, their middle video, and their newest video, to see how they have changed over-time. This will be an analysis what I found. Keep in mind there will be much brain-damage over this period of time, as most of these comedians, do in fact cause brain-tumours.
Fred Durskysson (RedGBX10)
Fred here is a comedian that on occasion makes video-game reviews.
He currently has 110,984 subscribers, with almost 100 videos. He joined on January 14th, 2006, and has 3 subscriptions, and 14 friends. He has been suspended 1 time (RedGBX)
This man is a tool. Why? Well for starters his comedy videos consist of that similar to RWYAJ, who we will get to later. He finds funny videos on SplashFace and ZaplookVideos, and just uploads them along with his own commentary. He has spawned such overused fads, like "The Sleeping Song", and "This video is too long. Imma go watch cat videos."
His lame banter with guests who come on is cheap, regurgitated trash stolen from other popular users, like RWYAJ. This man's video-game let's plays, by the way, are extremely long, and on part 3 of his Halo 2 let's play, I counted 13 times, he forgot what to do in the game. Not long before this guy bites the dust and fades away. Here is his horribly unfunny Mario video.
EDIT: I was let known a few years back this wasn't his video, and it was a re-upload of another user. I still don't like it however.
Fred (Added 2009)
Dear god, someone kill it
Lucas has around 890,500 subs, he follows 10 people, friends with 38, and his fantard consists of mental 7-year-olds kids.
Fred sucks. Look at my page on Fred.
Welcome to my site, Nevelocity
Hello everyone!!
Welcome to Nevelocity.com!!
I am Nevel A. Papperman, a young web-critic who watches, suggests, insults, reveals and discusses interesting videos and other web-goodies for you ammusement.
If you know any popular SplashFace videos, or Good Web-Shows, or maybe just something fascinating to tell me, please let me know, and I will most likely create a page. I am working on a site for the growing-in-popularity video on SplashFace,
'Man and dogs eat chicken'. Be sure to check for updates, as I will be having you chortling out loud with joy with my exceptional critiques. Check back later.
This site was originally posted on January 12th, 2007. Thanks to MrMoorsky for the mirror of the site. No updates needed.
Nevelocity: 2007
SplashFace Rewind 2007
Hilarious Web-Show, iCarly.com
Why do I hate cops?
Some hilarious ZapLook defender hate-mail
SplashFace's top comedians. Funny or not!?
Peppy-Cola X is the worst drink ever made
Best Web-Shows on the net in 2006
Welcome to Nevelocity
The place where I, Nevel Papperman, write about things on the internet that amaze me, annoy me, or even disgust me. I keep you updated on what's cool and what isn't, and what's worth checking out. Keep coming for more updates. Feel free to send me web sites to check out and review.
Recent Updates:
One thing Supex can do that Pear can't.
The return of Jerry Springwall
iCarly is for "intallegant" people! (New hate mail)
State of the Web 2011
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